Charles has been doing a bit of outdoor busking on the drums, but he bounces up and down so much the top of his anorak won't stay on over his head and people keep chucking money into it! Still, it's a good lively‑hood...!

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Thanks to Paul Duffy for this one...

Our drummer decides he's secretly going to learn another instrument, so off he goes to look around the music shop.
"I fancy the red trumpet over there and I'll take that accordion as well", he told the assistant.
"Sorry sir, you can have the fire extinguisher, no problem, but the radiator's got to stay!"

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Al, a guitarist from Kenilworth, posted this one on our MySpace blog...

Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A. One will mature and make money!!

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Here are some others we liked...

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him!!!

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Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A. Dribble!

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A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."

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Q. How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

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Billy: Mommy! I want to be a drummer when I grow up!
Mommy: Now, Billy. You know you can't do both.

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Q. What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A. You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

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Did you hear about the drummer that lost one of his drum sticks?
He fell on his knees, threw his hands up into the air and with tears streaming down his face, shouted; "Thank God, I am a conductor!"

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Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A. You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.